im going to start a new tumblr, this one is just so old and it makes me sad to remember the memories here. consider this an archive
Sometimes gay ships are incredibly straight if you know what I mean
its been awhile
its been 2-3 years since i last logged on. if any of my mutuals/roleplay partners see this, please message me. i want to tie up loose ends with everyone.
Like those ships where its two male characters who have zero chemistry and barely spoke in canon but every single person ships them so you cant say anything bad abt it even though you know people really only ship them because they’re the two most conventionally attractive male characters to force together so female fans can quench their thirst for yaoi
*stares violently at the wwe fandom*
Ive gotta say this takes the cake for the most unexpected comment on this post
Funny how gay people are allowed to love being gay but trans people aren’t allowed to love being trans or else they’re faking 🤔
WHAT I MEAN is both gay and trans people are made to feel like predatory freaks, they both face extreme bigotry from people outside the community that causes terrible feelings of self hatred and internalized prejudice. And yet its normalized for gay people to feel immense pride and happiness over their identity, while the idea “no one would ever want to be trans” is deeply ingrained into the trans community. We’re expected to hate ourselves and we’re expected to wish we weren’t trans. But that mindset is just a symptom of self-loathing and internalized transphobia. We should be able to love ourselves, we should be able to have that same ammount of pride as cos gays, we should be able to say “yeah being trans can suck a lot sometimes! But it’s a part of who I am!” We should be allowed to not want to chang ourselves on such a fundamental level, because it’s okay to be trans. If gay people can feel pride in being gay without being called fakers then so should trans people.
Hey I would appreciate if people reblogged this version instead cause yall like to put words in my mouth
“too young to be a 90s kid but close” aesthetic:
-nyan cat, llams with hats
-owls. everybody loves owls–
-minecraft before the jungle biome. minecraft hunger game servers.
-slap bracelets
-long sleves under tank tops…jean skirts with… leggings…. dc shoes… shell shoes…
those 60 seconds multiplication tables. the big blocks with 100 squares, but the strips of ten squares, the single squares? also shape wooden blocks. yellow hexagons, green triangles, blue diamonds, youd make pictures with them.
-morning circle. playing 7 up at school. FOUR CORNERS
-u knew the cookout was lit when they had huggies those juice barrel drinks that u bite the top foil
-sillybands
-nintendogs on your grey ds plus cooking mama
-remembering vaguely having to use a cd player as a kid, then an mp3, than an ipod-
-zebra. print. everything.
-japanese erasers
-duct tape purses
-the justin bieber sounds like a girl debate
-yo danny phantom hE wAS JUST 14
-shark boy and lava girl. sky high. stewart little. minutemen. halloweentown. the thirteenth year (mermaid). smart house. spy kids. twitches. princess protection program (bonus points if you watched it live and counted how many times they said princess). lemonade mouth.
-staying up late enough to see george lopez start to play
- “mom how do you spell cartoonnetwork whats the website”
- that weird fosters home for imaginary friends mmo
- fucking TOONTOWN
- “disney!! three six five!!!!!”
- microsoft paint created MASTERPIECES
- was… was kidpix a thing
-bill nye the science guy and liberty kids
-alvin and the chipmunks covers.
- school store! get me a pencil grip for a quarter.
-crimp your hair bitch… or straighten it. or clip in feathers. or strands of dye-
-bakugan and tech decks
-wheezers ‘beverly hills’ on the playground. we will rock you on the bus.
-camp rock. highschool musical. epic disney crossovers.
-if you didnt have a blog on blogspot.com you weren’t shit (with the extension where you could feed the fish)
-lisa frank folders or those folders with close up of dogs and cat faces
-having to learn the fucking recorder. hot crossed buns… hOt croSssED BUNS,,,,
-did anyone play that weird wizard typing quest
-SMENCILS
-clUb PENGUIN. wizard 101. pirates of the carribean online. webkinz.
-everything is not what it seems when u can get all you wanted in ur wildest dreams
-popular snacks at snack time,,,: gritz, gogurt, fruit roll ups tongue tattoos, zebra cakes, cheese dip crackers, those cookie crackers where u took the red stick and spread it… gushers
-in the wee hours of the night you could hear… hear the chia pets taunting you
-orbeez. monster gummies. hotwheels beat that. fur real friends. pillow pets. littlest pet shop. yugioh. bop it. floam. tamagotchis.
-iDog
-HAVING THE KICKASS SCOOTER THENN KNOCKING UR FUCKING KNEES OFF WITH IT FUCK THAT SHIT
- “HERE I AM IN UR LIFE… HERE U ARE IN MINE… YEAH WE GOT THE SWEET LIFE… MOSTT OF THE TIME”
-underdog. undeRDOG. UNDERDOG!
-when you were playing on the ps2 and u fucking lost the fucking MEMORY CARD
-SPYRO
-playing gta the one where the guy wears the blue shirt (liberty city? ) with the sound off… memorizing cheat codes… square circle square-
-the fucking wii… making miis for literally everyone in ur class and sending the ones you didnt like to the parade
-slap slap slap… clap clap clap… SLAP SLAP SLAP…. CLAP CLAP CLAP (i.e 3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF from here to the stars,)
-when the teacher rolled out the elmo projector and those transparent plastic papers
-megan, MEGAN! (i.e i ran over oprah…..)
-the dell computers took over
-bruh message me on msn… then skype
-making a facebook page. liking all the fucking dumb facebook pages you could
-pokemon
-Z̵͖͂Ô̶̘Ö̴͔́. ̵͉͊Z̷̭̊O̷̻͒Ô̸̟ ̴̛̞Z̸̭̕Ȏ̸̗O̴͎̊ ̴̡͑. P̵̧̈Ȃ̷͖L̴̞̚S̶̰̐
-okay those weird ass beads u always got for Christmas that you had to iron to make shapes
-the fortune tellers… pick a color… blue? okay b-l-u-e. OK now pick a number… ok ur gonna marry lindsay lohan and have 80 kids
-WHAT YHR FUCK ARE THOSE GHOST THEMED CEREALS CALLED??? BOOBERRY??? AH SHIT
-team edward vs team jacob determined your survival
-thE yEar tHree THOusAnD
-black eyed peas
-fucking angry birds and flappy bird murdered everyone
-HEELYS OH DEAR GOD HEELYS I ALMOST FELL AND SLIPPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
-that rabits game… let them go to the moon
-THE PS2 SOUND UP NOISE. THE DOOOOOOOSH
-every dvd had that coming soon bullshit
-stealing ur cousins gameboy
-Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.
-that fucking monkey at some of some fucking tv shows what the fuck was that fucking- hi im paul,,
-asdf videos! (desmond the moon bear.. i like trians)
-if you didnt flip ur shit everytime u saw a yellow car and yell BUMBLEBEE
-when the phone rings in school “THE PHONE… THE PHONE IS RI N G ING”
-“WAZZZZUUPPP!!” “WHAZZAAAAHHP!!”
-kidz bop. wholet the dogs out… who who? who?
-We all want to forget …. annoying orange and fred but god wont let us..
-MY SHINY Teeth and ME.
-that weird ass spongebob half time episode where theyre in the dome… or the spongebob episode with wormy… or the spongebob episode with the hooks (dont touch the hooks) or david hasslehof in the spongebob episode…
-invader zim
-FLAPJACK THAT FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHOW. And chowder. Coraline gave me NIGHTMARES fuck!
- I LIke to move it move it…
-POPTROPICA
-where the sidewalk ends from the school library… with goosebumps and diary of a whimpy kid.. BOOK FAIRS
-leapfrog
-THOSE GYM SCOOTERS. FOUR SQUARE. KICKBALL. THE PARACHUTE THING.
-no one knew how to use a fucking green screen
-🎶 we the peoplee… in order to form a more perfect union…🎶 conjunction junction whats ur function 🎶 puff the magic dragon 🎶
THERES A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION-
the original teen titans
teach me how to dougie. soldier boy. the hoedown throwdown. the hannah montana movie 3d they were giving 3d glasses away literally in walmart
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”
“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”
“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”
“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”
“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”
This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.
BUCKLE UP TUMBLYPOOS BECAUSE TODAY I AM GOING TO *slips and hits my head on the counter*
does anyone else understand the very specific emotion that is just….. Lord of the Rings ?? like.. do you ever just think about it or imagine reading the books or something, and you just feel it… idk what else to call it other than the LotR emotion…
two kinds of people
I’m both these people
Doesn’t sound demonic, which is a nice change of pace from the typical 8x slowed down songs.
still thinkin’ about how like 6 years ago my sister brie went to a psychic faire (as you do) and she thought fuck it i’ll get a past life reading and the lady told her she was lord byron in her last life and brie had never been more insulted in her life and to this day we still rip on her for having allegedly been lord byron.
someone will read some random fact about something dumb byron did or said and we’ll all look at brie like she’s accountable
every time i see a post about lord byron i just think of brie and how I can use it against her.
I’m YELLING Brie just found it about this post and came to yell at me but she accidentally just busted into the group chat mid conversation like
Sounds like something Lord Byron would do
i love how you guys talk shit about cartoon style and animation but what the fuck is with this phineas and ferb obsession, The Ugliest Childrens Show Ever Animated.
Fun fact: In one interview the creators mentioned that one reason everyone’s heads are shaped like really recognizable shapes (Candace is the letter p, Phineas is obviously just a triangle) is so its way easier for younger kids to draw them. Not being able to to draw your favorite characters when you’re little can be really frustrating and kind of put you off drawing all together.
also phineas and ferb is a well written and enjoyable show with characters who have personalities beyond just ‘obnoxious,’ fun episode concepts, and genuinely funny jokes. its vibe feels fantastical yet down-to-earth at the same time. it gets kids interested in STEM. the soundtrack is full of absolute bangers.
so even if we concede that the animation style is bad (i disagree) it’s still an otherwise good show. as opposed to other shows people on here tend to talk shit about are boring, annoying, and the ugly animation certainly doesn’t help things.
ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS
Not to sound fucking alarmist, but uhhhhhh if Trump forcing immigrants to wear yellow insignias wasn’t enough of an alarm bells for you, maybe this is.
God that second article says that a mother of two was sentenced to prison for crossing the border with the intention of seaking asylum you know, something that isn’t fucking illegal????
We should go destroy some nazi scum AKA the rich fucks doing this whit
How is no one talking about this??? Like, this is the only post I’ve seen of this and this is only the second time I’ve seen it.
^^^^^ this!!! It’s so weird, but I think were I live most people don’t want to bring it up because they like or are okay with Donald Trump, or just don’t want to start shit with the people because honestly, who has the time for that, and secondly it’s not like they would listen anyway.
starleska